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Sugar for Penis

“Yes, that says sugar for penis,” Chester reads from the little plastic baggie that he got from Dr. Rendrick, his cute veterinarian. He understands what is written because he heard the phrase in her examining room. Chester recalls earlier that afternoon the sequence of events that led him there.

His first thought was, “I’m just hanging out, and I mean hanging out in the most private way, but I have no idea what is happening. My penis is stuck… out.”

He felt frisky which happens when dogs get excited. His ding-dong would not fit back inside its sheath because he was over excited. Rachell gets a glimpse of the situation and off they head to the doctor’s office. When Dr. R sees the problem, she matter of factly informs Rachell that, “All teenagers go through this phase. They just get over excited a lot! Sometimes their penis gets suck out.”

Doc immediately applies a small amount of sugar water. She indicates they have to wait a few minutes to see if this decreases.  The take home Rx for Chester’s care is a small bag of sugar.

Never mind how Rachell and Chester got to this moment, but the comment from Bridgette, Dr. R’s tech assistant expresses, “If you get stopped on the way home, make sure you tell the cops this is sugar. Tell them to taste it if they like so you don’t get arrested for an illegal substance.” We all chuckled at the image drawn.

Rachell is like, “Yeah, right!

And kidding she suggests, “How about you write on the bag for me doc, so they know what it is.”

Next thing you know Dr. R takes the baggie from Rachell and notes the contents. This causes the room to explode with enormous laughter. Chester joins the pandemonium by wagging his tail and barking at the three hysterical women.

Chester’s thinking, “I’m glad you think this is so funny cause you know this will probably happen again. Good to know the solution is simple. Break out this prescription, “Rx: Sugar for penis!”

Pooch Positive

Keeping a positive attitude speaks volumes to each day as I rise to greet the coming dawn. Focusing constantly on optimistic thoughts has been said to manifest the best ideas into existence in relationships and surroundings. I discovered early in my life that having pets was extremely effective in helping fulfill this setting.

I have enjoyed many dogs and an occasional cat throughout my years. I remember my first family pet as a wagging happy go lucky dog that romped from room to room when awakening the household each morning. Monty would run from my room to my brothers’ rooms to my parent’s room in a routine. If I was up already moving around, he would jump up on me. If I was still in bed, he would hop on my bed and lick my face to awaken me wanting attention. This start made me smile every time and unknowingly created a very uplifting mood. What a blessing this dog introduced to my life that continued throughout all my years to follow.

I owned dogs over the years and can’t really remember a time I did not have one. Some wandered into my life; some were discovered amongst a pile of stray pups in the woods across the street from where I lived. I found homes for four of the strays and kept the runt of the litter. Maxine became a close buddy that I was allowed to take to work with me every day. This close companionship enlightened me about the support a pet can bring to your life.

Pets share their cheerfulness and love with you. They contribute to a very positive environment that will keep you motivated and inspire you to LIVE EACH DAY TO THE FULLEST!